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Global Slop Index

UPDATED 28 MAR 2026 · 14:22 UTC
Total Failures
1,847
Active Incidents
312
Vaporized Capital
$4.2T
Synthetic Noise Ratio
92.4%

AI Hype vs. Reality

2023 – 2026
● Market Hype ● Actual Utility
◆Priority Logs◆
  • 14:01:00 Sector 3 reported critical hallucination in financial agent [ERR_LOGIC_VOID]
  • 13:44:22 Agentic pipeline consumed $2.4M in API credits with no output [ERR_COST_RUNAWAY]
  • 13:12:07 LLM flagged investor memo as 'mostly fiction' — correctly [WARN_ACCURACY]
  • 12:55:50 Model refused to write press release — cited 'ethical concerns' [INFO_REFUSAL]